[Season 6] Week 14 Predictions

A’s over Red Sox. The A’s won the initial matchup between these two teams and have been a bit stronger throughout the season. The Sox’s weaker defense should prove the difference-maker in this game to decide the division.

D’Backs over Monsters. The season began with the D’Backs putting up a piddling performance while the Monsters annihilated them, but a lot has changed over the course of the season, and it might well end with the roles reversed.

Pirates over Tigers. The two underdogs of the AL Central have both shown an ability to break out and sneak in some upsets. It’s tough to know who will prevail in their final contest, but the Pirates’s Eckman bonus gives them the edge.

Indians over Rockies. The Rockies could prevail in an upset, but the Indians have just been more consistent over the course of the season, and are more likely than most teams to shut down the Rockies with their AI defense – as they did in Opening Week.

Blue Jays over Orioles. The first team to clinch the division, the Jays are now just running a victory lap. One more game at home, vs. an Orioles team that collapsed during the final series, should give them a break-even record entering the playoffs.

Wombats over Melonheads. On Opening Week, the Wombats won a high-scoring matchup. Since then, both teams have had similar struggles, but the Wombats have on the whole done better over the second half of the season and will likely get another big score off the Melonheads’ suspect defense.

Angels over Marlins. It’s a tense winner-take-all match for the NL East title here. The Marlins narrowly won the first contest between these two, but both have started scoring a lot more runs since then. Deschenes vs. Dunkel is a starting matchup for the ages, but we give the edge to the, on the whole, stronger Angels in a game played at their home park.

Cardinals over Braves. The Braves won the first contest between these two and have been the higher-scoring team, but in a field where the long ball will be largely eliminated, the Cards should have an easier time containing them.

Mariners over Bombers. The Mariners have been on fire here at the end of the season. They have only the narrowest of hopes of squeaking into the playoffs, but an upset against one of the top teams in the NL to cap things off would make a nice statement nonetheless.

Tapirs over Yankees. Good news for New York – they’re finally done playing at the hated Casa. Bad news – their final game will be at the other sandy park in the league. The Tapirs should clean house here.

Expos over Giants. Their Opening Week matchup saw the Giants’ AI beating the Expos by 8 runs, but this is a whole different Expos team here, and they should turn the tables accordingly.

Cubs over Devil Rays. Two weeks ago, the Rays would be the easy favorites, but new coaching has dramatically improved the Cubs’ output and they just might get one more win to cap off their season.

[Season 6] Week 13 Predictions

Red Sox over Monsters. The Monsters just aren’t cut out for the Division of Doom here. This should be an easy win that the Red Sox absolutely need.

Diamondbacks over A’s. The D’Backs first got an upset against the Indians, then narrowly missed one versus the Sox. Even though they’re out of contention now, they could still play spoiler here with another one against an A’s team that hasn’t scored over 14 since week 8.

Rockies over Pirates. The Rockies just suffered a nasty loss while the Pirates pulled off the upset against the Indians, but a repeat shouldn’t be expected. The Rockies were away from home while the Pirates had the Eckman boost, and neither of those will be the case this week.

Indians over Tigers. If their performances last week were applied to this week, the Tigers would win. But the Indians will be looking to rebound after a two-game skid, and their big bats and staunch defense will likely cause the Tigers some extra trouble.

Melonheads over Blue Jays. The Melonheads are newly energized after taking down the Orioles, their biggest game all season was against the Blue Jays, and this game will be played away from the Casa where the Jays have been so dominant. This has the potential to be a huge win for them.

Wombats over Orioles. The O’s can put up big scores at Sandy, but they generally seem to perform better on the road, plus they just suffered a nasty loss to the Melonheads and could be falling back to a series of weak games. The Wombats have been consistent lately and just proved that they can put up a decent score on the sand. Could go either way depending on how the O’s play, but if they play like last week, it’ll be the Wombats winning.

Marlins over Cardinals. The Marlins have powered up over the course of the season since losing to the AI Cardinals in Week 2. They’ll be fighting to stay in the division hunt while the Cards are effectively done, and playing at home should boost their chances further here.

Angels over Braves. The Braves just got smacked down by the Marlins, and now are set to receive round 2 from the top team in the division.

Tapirs over Bombers. The Tapirs just suffered their first loss since week 3, and they see a noticeable dip in performance whenever they face the NL’s top defenses – of which the Bombers are one. Could this be enough to push the Bombers in front? Maybe, but I think Baltimore will have troubles of their own contending with the Flats.

Mariners over Yankees. The Mariners have been on fire lately while the Yankees have been quite tepid, and now they face one more game at the hated Casa. This should be one that the Mariners can handily take, and then hope desperately for a Tapirs loss.

Expos over Cubs. We don’t even know who will be coaching the Cubs right now, while the Expos just put up 17 and will be facing the softest defense in the NL.

Devil Rays over Giants. This will be a game with huge playoff implications, but also one that’s hard to predict. Last time these two teams played, the Devil Rays won as both lost to the AI, and neither team has seen a lot of improvement over the season. It’s anybody’s guess, but the Devil Rays’ numbers have been better throughout the season, so we’ll back them here.

[Season 6] Performance Analysis: Runs Scored as Player and Runs Allowed as AI (Late-season Edition)

There is a large variety of metrics that can be used to evaluate how well teams have performed this season, but two of the simplest, and yet most important, are the number of runs that a player scores, and the number of runs an AI team gives up. Here, then, is an overview of that information for all of the teams in the BBL this season.

This was done at the eleven-week point, because that point offers the most balanced picture, given that each team has faced each other team in their league one time. Still, complete balance is impossible, and some teams’ totals will be slightly skewed from facing teams that started out the season performing rather differently than they did later on – teams like the Monsters, Angels, Tapirs, and Expos. And sometimes, teams’ performances have little to do with their competition, and more to do with just having a particularly good or bad week. But these numbers can still provide some good insight as to how good teams are at different aspects of the league, and why they’ve been successful – or not.

Since the Backyard and Frontyard leagues have been dramatically different in terms of average runs scored, they are being evaluated separately here. This also only evaluates based on raw run totals – the multiplier, or runs scored by AI teams, will not be considered here.

Backyard League

Runs Allowed By AI

Orioles – 8.5 runs on average (93 total over 11 games)

Indians – 9.3 average (102 total over 11 games)

Rockies – 11.5 average (126 total over 11 games)

Pirates – 11.9 average (131 total over 11 games)

Monsters – 12.7 average (140 total over 11 games)

Athletics – 13.1 average (131 total over 10 games)

Wombats – 13.6 average (150 total over 11 games)

Blue Jays – 14.0 average (154 total over 11 games)

Tigers – 14.2 average (156 total over 11 games)

Red Sox – 16.5 average (181 total over 11 games)

Diamondbacks – 17.4 average (191 total over 11 games)

Melonheads – 17.9 average (197 total over 11 games)

Runs Scored As Player

Athletics – 16.5 average (182 total over 11 games)

Red Sox – 16.5 average (182 total over 11 games)

Indians – 16.4 average (180 total over 11 games)

Monsters – 15.6 average (172 total over 11 games)

Blue Jays – 13.5 average (148 total over 11 games)

Diamondbacks – 13.0 average (143 total over 11 games)

Rockies – 12.4 average (136 total over 11 games)

Tigers – 11.8 average (118 total over 10 games)

Melonheads – 11.6 average (128 total over 11 games)

Orioles – 11.5 average (127 total over 11 games)

Pirates – 10.8 average (119 total over 11 games)

Wombats – 10.6 average (117 total over 11 games)

Analysis

It’s immediately clear from looking at these results that they do, indeed, have some relation to how good teams actually are. For example, at 9-2, the Indians are the best team in the league in terms of record, and they also happen to be the only team in the Backyard with top-five values in both runs scored and runs allowed, discounting the inconsistent Monsters. More than that, too, at #2 on runs allowed and #3 at runs scored, their values in these categories are significantly better than those of the next teams on the list – after the Indians comes a significant drop-off. Even though their defense has faltered more in recent weeks, their success clearly has not been a fluke.

Similarly, even if they haven’t reached the success of the Indians, the other teams with them in the upper echelons are all playoff contenders. Doing the best of these are the A’s, leading their division with an 8-3 record, thanks to tying for the most runs scored along with having a decent runs allowed value. The other teams up here have a significant weakness which has required luck to break more their way and left their positions less secure. The Red Sox are tied for having scored the most runs in the AL and along with the Indians are one of two teams that has never scored less than 10 runs in a game, but they’ve actually given up just one run less as AIs then they’ve scored, an easy bottom three team and far below #9 in that category. That means that they’ve had to get somewhat lucky for the majority of matchups to fall in their favor. On the flip side, the Orioles have the best AI defense in the league, as the only team to give up less than 100 runs as an AI, but are in the bottom three in terms of runs scored, which has limited their number of wins. They also have been very inconsistent in their run production – their five wins are also the five games in the season where they have scored 10 runs or more, and the rest of the time they’ve put up minimal scores that have been good for a loss every time.

The other likely playoff contenders not from the West, the Rockies, haven’t swept away the competition in either category, and indeed are in the bottom half in terms of runs scored. But sitting in third place in runs allowed, they clearly have one of the better AI defenses despite initial impressions to the contrary. They also put up a lot of runs earlier in the season to ensure victories in the majority of contests, before their AI started letting up less runs to help further and offset their dipping average score.

Meanwhile, this season the Melonheads went from a top 5 team, who won the division and made it to the ALCS, to a struggling team now guaranteed to finish the season with a losing record, and the reason is clear once one looks at the scoring data – the Melonheads have the worst AI defense in the entire league! Most of the rest of the league has been feasting on their defense, as in 9 out of 11 games, they have given up 15 runs or more. Compounding the problem is the fact that the Melonheads also have been one of the weakest teams in the league on offense – in fact, in 9 out of 11 games, they have scored 14 runs or fewer! And indeed, the four times where they either scored over 14 runs or gave up under 15 all took place in their only three wins of the season so far. Their eight losses all came from them putting up totals that were modest at best while their opponents put up high totals, and the consistency of this happening suggests that the Melonheads’ defense is seriously flawed, as opposed to them just having bad luck.

Elsewhere, the Wombats have had a decent AI defense, which has especially improved in recent weeks to help them finally win more games, but have struggled throughout the season to put up good run totals, jumping up and down across the season but ultimately scoring less runs in total than anybody else in the Backyard League. They also have had some unfortunate matchups, three of their six highest totals getting outshone to add to their struggles. Given that their coach, Wizard, made the NLCS as a rookie last season, this is clearly just a case of a team that he’s not so comfortable with.

The remaining teams have less commentary to be made on them. The Diamondbacks’ runs allowed average is skewed by the Monsters’ 50 against them at the start of the season, and they’ve otherwise been average in both categories. The Monsters have a solid defense and started the season off very strong in terms of scoring, but were brought down to earth when newbie coach BootyHunter took over for them. The Blue Jays are near the middle in both categories, but tend to score either very high or very low, leading to an inconsistent performance. The Tigers are below average in both offense and defense, and surprisingly have not been affected much by their change in coach, with average runs scored of 11.6 under GSchlim and 12.0 under newbie Ozzman. Instead, their struggles post-change have mostly come from a lot of runs given up by Ozzman to the AI. Finally, the Pirates have one of the better defenses in the league, but have still lost out as they’re a bottom team in terms of runs scored, barely more than the Wombats.

What About the Monsters?

No team in the league, except perhaps the Expos in the Frontyard, saw as dramatic of a performance transformation as the Minnesota Monsters. They started out as an unstoppable force, putting up giant scores in their first four games, before it was found out that they had been using tactics that violate the Lulu ruleset, under the mistaken belief that they were permissible. Coach Aesnop wasn’t the same afterwards, and soon dropped the team completely. But in the meantime, their inflated scores in the early weeks did work to skew the averages of the four teams that faced them to begin with.

So how would these teams’ averages look if one was to simply ignore the single result against the Monsters? They adjust to the following:

A’s – 12.3
D’Backs – 14.1
Red Sox – 15.8
Melonheads – 16.7

As the team that gave up the least runs to the original Monsters, the A’s overall position isn’t significantly affected, simply jumping ahead of the Monsters. Meanwhile, without the 50, the D’Backs jump up from being a particularly bad defense to being up with the pack, just barely above the Tigers, even if they still are one of the worse defenses in the league. This shift also makes it clear that the Red Sox and Melonheads have the two worst AI defenses in the league, far worse than any of the other ten. The Melonheads in particular are even farther behind the next-worse defense than before. So ultimately, in the overall rankings, the Diamondbacks are the only team significantly affected by the Monsters’ big score against them.

Frontyard League

Runs Allowed By AI

Cardinals – 5.5 average (60 total over 11 games)

Braves – 5.5 average (60 total over 11 games)

Bombers – 5.8 average (64 over 11 games)

Mariners – 6.3 average (57 total over 9 games)

Tapirs – 6.7 average (74 total over 11 games)

Marlins – 7.2 average (79 total over 11 games)

Angels – 8.1 average (89 total over 11 games)

Devil Rays – 8.2 average (90 total over 11 games)

Yankees – 8.3 average (91 total over 11 games)

Giants – 9.1 average (91 total over 10 games)

Expos – 9.6 average (106 total over 11 games)

Cubs – 12.3 average (135 total over 11 games)

Runs Scored As Player

Angels – 16.1 average (177 total over 11 games)

Tapirs – 13.4 average (147 total over 11 games)

Marlins – 9.9 average (109 total over 11 games)

Mariners – 7.8 average (86 total over 11 games)

Braves – 7.5 average (83 total over 11 games)

Bombers – 7.2 average (79 total over 11 games)

Yankees – 5.7 average (63 total over 11 games)

Expos – 5.5 average (55 total over 10 games)

Cardinals – 5.3 average (58 total over 11 games)

Devil Rays – 5.0 average (55 total over 11 games)

Cubs – 5.0 average (45 total over 9 games)

Giants – 3.8 average (42 total over 11 games)

Analysis

One fact that immediately jumps out is that, as could be expected from the fact that it’s for the newer members of the league, the Frontyard has been far lower-scoring than the Backyard. Only two teams have scored more on average than the worst team in the Backyard, and only three have given up more runs on average than the best of the Backyard. We already knew that the Frontyard tended to put up lower totals, so it’s no surprise that this is reflected in these results.

They also quite effectively highlight the plight of the NL West, which has struggled mightily ever since inter-divisional play began. It’s made clear why, here – not only are its four teams among the five lowest-scoring teams in the league, but their AIs are also among the five that have given up the most runs! Not only do the NL West teams generally struggle to score, but they also have to face higher totals than the other teams. In particular the Giants stand out as being by far the lowest-scoring team in the league, while the Cubs stand out as having an AI defense that’s an order of magnitude worse than any others in the Frontyard – even giving up more runs than a third of the high-scoring Backyard’s AIs. The Expos and Devil Rays are little better, but it seems likely that the Rays’ continued status at the top of the division can be attributed partially to the fact that their defense is clearly rather more effective than the other three teams’ – and in particular, in the starting four games of the season that they won, their AI only gave up 2.5 runs on average. It’s also worth noting that the Expos have improved dramatically over the course of the season – if you cut out the four starting games, where they scored no runs, and ignore their Week 10 forfeit (which is not included in the above list of averages), their average rockets up to a 9.2, the fourth-best in the league. That’s helped them turn around their fortunes some, although a mediocre AI defense has still limited their wins.

Meanwhile, at the opposite end of the spectrum, the Tapirs and Angels stand out as the two teams who’ve put up run totals to compete with the Backyard League. Both teams took several weeks to get going at the start of the season, but since then have become nigh-unstoppable forces due to the sheer number of runs they produce, despite both teams having only average AI defenses. Indeed, in the past eight weeks of play, the only time either team lost was when they played each other, so one team had to lose – they’ve been 15-1 in those past eight weeks. They’re competitive with the Backyard teams, too – the Angels’ average is good enough to be the fourth-best in the Backyard and an order of magnitude better than the teams below that mark, while the Tapirs would also clock in as a top-half team among the Backyard crews. takenotes011 and jorgesbankaccount have made the most obvious cases for promotion to the Backyard league next season.

Elsewhere, three teams clearly stand out as having the most effective AI defenses. The Bombers are tied for the best record in the league, and that’s largely due to having the third-best AI defense along with a top-half player offense – they’re also the only team in the league to never give up more than 10 runs in a single game. The Cardinals sat atop the NL East for most of the season, and that’s largely because they’re tied for having the best AI defense in the league, one good enough to usually keep their opponents down enough to make up for the fact that they’re also one of the lowest-scoring teams – but recent losses have shown that their low scores leave them vulnerable to their higher-scoring opponents. Meanwhile, the Braves are an interesting case – they’re tied for the best AI defense in the league and have a top-half offense, better than the Bombers’, yet stand at a mere 5-6 and are out of playoff contention. The explanation here comes from a factor not covered by these metrics – the player-controlled Braves have suffered from allowing a lot of runs to AI teams. In fact, the AI Braves have only given up 11 more runs to player teams than the player Braves have given up to AI teams! That’s cut into their scores a lot and explains their poor record despite looking good in these metrics.

As for the remaining teams, the Mariners are one of the better teams both in runs allowed by AI and runs scored, and in any other division would be contenders for the lead, but the fact that they scored less at the beginning of the season, heating up more in recent weeks to drive up their average, explains why they’ve faltered next to their competition in the Central. The Marlins have the only offense outside of the top two that’s close to being competitive with the Backyard League, but both of their averages are skewed by a small number of outlier games – without a single smackdown by the Tapirs, they’d have an AI defense among the best in the league, while their runs scored average is propped up largely be three straight big games they had earlier in the season, without which they’d be solidly in the middle of the pack. Still, swapped as their offense and defense are in the standings, they still do a good job of explaining why they’re still in the playoff hunt. Meanwhile, the Yankees’ struggles this season is reflected in their position in the bottom half of both lists. Their offense has been tepid all season, and while, in part due to a lot of games at the Casa, their defense held strong early in the season, it’s taken rather a beating recently to fall quite a bit in that regard as well.

That’s all for this analysis. Full-season data for these values will be provided at the end of this season, whether on BBL News Center or simply on the Discord server.

[Season 6] Week 12 Predictions

Red Sox over Diamondbacks. These teams are both up-and-down. Arizona has been largely very strong in recent weeks and just pulled off a huge upset against the Indians, but after losing two straight, the Sox will be fighting tooth and nail to stay in the playoff hunt. They ought to put up a tough mark to overcome.

Athletics over Monsters. The A’s just suffered a terrible performance to lose to the Pirates, but that’s not likely to happen a second straight week. Here they should take care of business and preserve their lead in the East.

Indians over Pirates. The Pirates just scored a big upset over the A’s, and the Indians just suffered an upset to the D’Backs. Could the trend continue? Maybe, but we’re betting on a return to normalcy.

Rockies over Tigers. Colorado just grabbed the lead in a tight wildcard race and sneaked up to a game behind the Indians. Against one of the least experienced coaches in the league, they should be able to stay on cruise control for this one.

Blue Jays over Wombats. This will be a big one, the two teams essentially battling to see who gets to remain in contention against the Orioles. But the Jays have smacked down visitors to their yard in three straight contests now, and they’re playing there once again. They have the advantage here.

Orioles over Melonheads. The best AI defense in the Backyard, whose team is on a tear right now, faces off against the worst, whose team is performing consistently but unremarkably. The Melonheads must win here to kick off a miracle comeback, but the miracle isn’t likely to manifest.

Marlins over Braves. The Marlins just barely lost in these teams’ first matchup but improved across the season since then, while the Braves really haven’t. A boost for Dubois should seal the deal and keep the French Fish in playoff contention.

Angels over Cardinals. The Angels just took the division lead alone for the first time all season, and they’ll be looking to solidify that against a team that’s been their top rival, but is on a skid right now.

Bombers over Yankees. The Bombers just tasted defeat for only the second time all season against the red-hot Angels, but will be looking to bounce right back against an ice-cold Yankees squad.

Tapirs over Mariners. The Mariners just put up their highest score yet season – but so did the Tapirs. Albuquerque has become a nigh-unstoppable force, and is likely to crush Seattle’s last playoff hopes this week.

Devil Rays over Expos. The Expos didn’t have quite the same lustre on this side of their forfeit. The Rays have only won one game since leaving the divisional matchups, but maybe coming back will be what they need to recapture their success and secure the title.

Cubs over Giants. The Giants are fresh off their first win since Week 3, but the Cubs’ new coach just scored twice as much as their previous high, and on just his first game. Things are looking shaky in New York’s quest to catch up to Tampa.

[Season 6] Week 10 Recap by JorgesBankAccount

Montreal Marlins 10, New York Giants 6

The Giants had the second-best game they’ve had so far this season in Week 10, managing to beat the AI by 6 (their previous high was 11 against the Angels, and their best outside of that was a 3-run win). They accomplished this feat by steadily getting on base, getting 19 runners on as they pushed 7 of them across home plate and only gave up one run. The Marlins were too much for them to handle, though, as jibbodahibbo had a very efficient day by scoring 9 runs off of only 12 hits and no walks. Although this wasn’t the best game the Marlins have had so far this season, it was enough to win even without the home bonus and marks their 4th game in a row of double-digit scores. Since the Bombers beat the Cardinals, the Marlins are now a game back of the division lead in the NL East, trailing the Angels and Cardinals with games against each still to come, and they also sit two games back in the wild-card race. As for the Giants, this loss did little to dull their playoff aspirations, as the Devil Rays and Expos both lost, leaving them still two games shy of the division lead in the NL West with 4 games left to play.

Player of the game: Three players homered for the Marlins, and two of them went 3-for-3, both knocking in 3 runs. What separates Anna Goodreau from Yvonne Carter and makes her the player of the game is that she hit a triple and subsequently scored another run.

Albuquerque Tapirs 11, Atlanta Braves -1

The Tapirs visited Eckman Acres this week, and although they scored nine fewer runs than last week, it was still enough to propel them past the Braves, who lost to the AI for the third time this season. The Tapirs had a solid if unspectacular day at the plate, getting 23 runners on base but only hitting 3 extra-base hits, while the Braves posted 12 hits, with four of them going for 2 or more bases including a pair of home runs. However, the real story for the Braves was their defense, as they gave up the same number of hits and one more run, allowing the Tapirs to win so long as they beat the AI, while the story for the Tapirs was the number of bases they stole, as they took advantage of a weak-armed catcher and the incredibly slow Mikey Thomas at third to steal 21 bases and constantly put runners in scoring position despite rarely hitting anything but singles. The Tapirs continue to hold a one-game lead in the wild card race with all the tiebreakers aligned their way, while with this loss the Braves are now on the verge of elimination.

Player of the game: Gail Weinmann of the Tapirs went 4-for-4. In doing so, she not only had the longest hit for the Tapirs (the lone triple of the game), but also stole the most bases (five) and scored more than any other player (thrice). At the postgame ice cream party, she ordered a butterscotch sundae.

Crazy Indians 22, Super-Duper Melonheads 10

The Melonheads were hoping to keep pace in a competitive (if underwhelming) AL West race. Unfortunately, this week they faced the juggernaut Indians, who put up the best game they’ve had away from their home of Steele Stadium. While Frank Thomas had an underwhelming game on the mound for the Indians, allowing 8 hits and 4 runs (while also tossing 8 strikeouts), this was more than made up for by their offensive production, as the Indians had 50 at-bats on which they registered 40 hits for a team batting average of .800. (They also managed three walks, which brings their total number of plate appearances to 53.) Not only were they constantly hitting the ball, they were constantly hitting the ball out, as all but one player (Todd Helton) smashed the ball out of the park (and even that was made up for by Petra Chekov homering twice). The Melonheads didn’t do too poorly themselves, as they managed 21 hits, but 18 of those were singles, they didn’t get a single walk, and while they did knock in 11 runs they also gave up 3 on the mound. With this win, the Indians continue to be frontrunners for the #1 seed in the AL, while the Melonheads are back a game of the AL West lead with another tough opponent in the Rockies on the horizon.

Player of the game: Petra Chekov went 4-for-5 and added a walk to that tally. Plus, she homered twice, becoming the only Indian to hit more than one homer; hit a double, becoming one of three Indians to do so; and had 8 RBIs, more than double the number of any other Indian. Let’s face it: this week, the Melonheads AI was…Petrafied.

Oakland Orioles 18, Boston Red Sox 14

This was a game where almost everyone predicted the Orioles would fall back to their normal, underwhelming output and the Red Sox would cruise to an easy win. That’s not exactly what happened. Instead, while the Red Sox had one of their comparatively weaker performances, only managing to score 14 runs off of 26 hits while allowing two runs (one from each pitcher used), the Orioles were much more efficient, only getting one more hit and a walk but scoring 5 more runs and only allowing 1. This efficiency proved to be the difference, as the Red Sox fell in what was the biggest upset (although not the biggest surprise) of the week. While the Red Sox retain their hold on the wild card, it’s much more tenuous than it was at the end of last week, as they’re tied with Colorado and only winning on a tiebreaker since the Rockies won this week. Meanwhile, since the Melonheads and Wombats both lost, Oakland are now the sole holders of first place in the AL West, leading the division by one game; to make things even better for them, they have the easiest Week 11 matchup of all the AL West teams, as they go against the Minnesota Monsters, who still haven’t quite adjusted to their new coach (or perhaps their coach hasn’t adjusted to them).

Player of the game: In a heroic effort for the losing team, Zena Fromme went 4-for-4 with 3–count ’em, 3–home runs. She also hit a single, but we don’t talk about that. And she had 6 RBIs!

New York Yankees 6, Crazy Cubs 3

Aesnop made a triumphant return to the game this week, taking over for the absent MarcoMcGwire for one game. In order to not make it too hard on the Yankees, Aesnop replaced their avatar with Eeyore (who, incidentally, is one of the most loveable donkeys of all time. OF ALL TIME!) and played the game left-handed. While this wasn’t too much of a struggle, due to the fact that Eeyore is apparently ambidextrous, Aesnop didn’t play as hard as possible, and ended up getting only five runs while allowing three. This was enough for Marco, who as usual had a better day away from La Chancla and managed to rack up 9 runs on 20 hits and a walk at Scrapco. While this performance was dulled somewhat by the fact that the Yankees gave up 3 runs, it was still enough to sneak the Yankees past the Cubs and keep them technically alive for one more week. Despite that, wins by the Bombers, Tapirs, Marlins, and Angels meant that the Yankees didn’t gain any ground, and with only four weeks left in the season they’ll need a miracle to make the playoffs. The Cubs sit in a similar position; while they’ve finally found a new coach, their only chance at the playoffs requires them to win the division. As they currently sit 3 games back of the division lead, EclipsedxShadow would need to win out and have the Devil Rays lose out and have the other results from the Expos and Giants fall the Cubs way in order to make the playoffs.

Player of the game: Wendy Parsons went 2-for-4, hitting a single and a homer. She knocked in 2 runs and crossed the plate twice. She also stole a base and sang MCR at the postgame karaoke session.

Baltimore Bombers 6, St. Louis Cardinals 3

Entering this game, Baltimore was 8-1 while St. Louis was 7-2. Whichever team won this would take possession of the first seed in the NL. To make things even more interesting, both of these teams have reputations as being the strongest AIs in the NL. They certainly lived up to this reputation, as a low-scoring game ensued, with neither team managing to get more than 12 runners on base (12 hits for the Bombers, 10 hits and a walk for the Cardinals). However, while both teams pitched shutouts, the Bombers were more successful at putting together a rally, as they managed to score six runs despite never having a hit longer than a double, while St. Louis was held to 3 runs even though Marsellus Marx hit a home run (one that was admittedly a solo shot). Baltimore was also able to steal plenty, as they got 10 stolen bases while the Cardinals were unable to steal even once. In the aftermath, the Bombers held on to their #1 seed lead of a game, with the closest competition coming from their division rivals the Albuquerque Tapirs (who sit a game back of them with the tiebreakers falling the Bombers way), while the Cardinals were actually knocked out of the playoffs were the season to end today due to the Angels having a head-to-head advantage on them for the NL East and the Tapirs having both a one-game lead and head-to-head tiebreaker in the wild card race.

Player of the game: Trent Sizemore went 4-for-4 (all singles) and scored thrice. In order to do so, he stole 7 bases, providing a majority of the steals for the Bombers, and his plate-crossing abilities ended up being the margin of victory–a margin that was absolutely necessary for the Bombers to win, as they were the road team in this one.

Blue Blue Jays 26, Mighty Tigers 19

The Blue Jays needed a win in the worst way in order to keep pace in the AL West. Despite the Mighty Tigers putting up their best game of the season–yes, even including when GSchlim was still coaching them–the Blue Jays did exactly that, snatching victory with a resounding 23-1 win at home. KiiiiiiiiiiiiiiS sent 46 batters to the plate, and they got on base 29 times (28 hits, 1 walk). When combined with five homers and nine stolen bases, this meant that the Blue Blue Jays were a big blue machine, and while the 22 runs would have been enough for them to win, the extra 4 pushed them ahead handily. Ozzy Osbourne did his best to keep up, and actually got one more runner on base on the same number of plate appearances while scoring as many runs and hitting as many homers. However, the Tigers were let down by three things. Firstly, they only managed to steal one base. Secondly, their defense let up four runs; although this is a better showing than when Ozzy started, defense remains a problem for the Tigers under Ozzy. Thirdly, they were on the road, and therefore didn’t have the home bonus. In the end, the already-eliminated Tigers were unable to play partial spoiler, and the Blue Jays are a game back of the AL West division lead with all the tiebreakers currently in their pocket.

Player of the game: The Blue Jays had Betty Houston on their side, and that made all the difference. She went 4-for-4-for-4-home-runs, and actually managed to get herself across the plate 5 times because at some point the Tigers gave up and decided to just walk her in the hopes that that would keep her in check. She also hit 9 RBIs, which means that even if you subtract the self-scoring RBIs Betty Houston knocked in 5 runners who weren’t Betty Houston. Player of the game? No. I think BETTY HOUSTON is the PLAYER OF THE WEEK.

Seattle Mariners 12, Montreal Expos Forfeit

This game had huge playoff implications for both teams, as coming into the game they were both 2 games behind their closest route to the playoffs. For the Mariners, this meant the wild card, where they’d need to creep ahead of the Albuquerque Tapirs, Montreal Marlins, and either the St. Louis Cardinals or the Anaheim Angels. For the Expos, this meant the AL West race, which is the only race they could still win and which would need them to essentially win three games more than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays over the last five weeks of the season. Seattle made its case for playoff contention with a strong game at Playground Commons, getting 22 hits on their way to scoring 12 runs and shutting out the Expos offensive attack. Meanwhile, after a frustrating outing where his computer may have frozen just when he was starting to get into the groove, Jarod Johnson decided to give up and forfeit for the sake of his sanity. This was good news for the Mariners, who remain in the playoff chase with this win, although they’re still two games back of the wild card due to wins from the Tapirs and Marlins. As for the Expos, they remain in contention due to Tampa Bay’s loss, but they’ll need to be at least two games better (and probably more) than the Devil Rays over the final four weeks of the season.

Player of the game: Sally Dobbs went 3-for-4 with a single and 2 home runs that brought in five runners. She was also seen lecturing everybody else in the locker room about what they could have done better after the game, but the rest of the team was wearing earplugs provided by the coach for that exact situation.

Anaheim Angels 13, Tampa Bay Devil Rays -1

In the last game submitted from the NL, the Angels continued to win and the Devil Rays continued to lose, as Anaheim picked up their fifth win in a row and Tampa Bay fell with their sixth loss in a row. This game was unusual in that the Angels had their worst performance since Week 5, also their last loss, while the Devil Rays fell to their opponents’ AI for also the first time since Week 5. Compounding this is that the Angels AI is considered one of the weaker ones in the game, although takenotes011’s strong play has made up for it in most instances. Here, the Angels scored 16 runs on 26 hits and a walk, but their strong offensive play was stunted somewhat by their defense, which gave up three runs. Particularly of note here is Julie Dunkel, who pitched a complete game but gave up 14 hits while only registering a single strikeout–a performance that actually makes the three runs scored by the Devil Rays AI seem underwhelming. Although Tampa Bay managed to score 3 runs at home, they gave up 4 to the Angels AI, causing coach T-Boz to comment in a postgame press conference that “we just didn’t execute enough…needed to get more hitters on base and we didn’t do that. We take it one game at a time and try to improve on what we failed on last time out.” This win, combined with the Cardinals loss to the Bombers, puts the Angels in the lead in their division race on the head-to-head tiebreaker; while they do have a difficult game against the Bombers next week, the Angels still have a good chance to keep pole position as they head into the final three division games of the year. Meanwhile, although Tampa Bay lost, they didn’t give any ground as every other team in their division lost as well; at this point, the NL West is looking like a race against the clock for every other team, while the Devil Rays are mostly hoping to just stay ahead of the pack for a few more games.

Player of the game: The Angels’ Troy Glaus went 4-for-5 with 2 singles, a triple, and a home run. He also got three RBIs, scored thrice himself, and stole 2 of the 4 bases the Angels were able to take. The moral of this story? Trojans in Glaus houses should beware of Greeks bearing stones.

Pittsburgh Pirates 11, Minnesota Monsters 6

The Pirates may be eliminated from the playoffs, but they can still play spoiler, as they demonstrated aptly by beating the Monsters and dropping them to 5-6 on the season–quite a fall for a team that started 3-0 and was considered nigh-unbeatable. While there are several explanations for this, most notably a midseason coaching change that hasn’t really worked out well, the end result is that Minnesota is now considered a comparatively easy team to beat in the American League. The Pirates accomplished this feat in Week 10, as they put together a fairly solid game, notching 26 hits and a walk. While they had trouble getting players across the plate, only managing to get 12 runs and leaving 15 runners stranded (and putting Kimmy Eckman on the mound to throw one pitch and give up a run), this was still enough to beat Minnesota, as BootyHunter’s squad only managed 9 hits and one walk. The Monsters were efficient with their runners, as they managed to score six (although like the Pirates, they gave up a run), but the sheer lack of offensive action proved to be their downfall. In the end, although Minnesota didn’t fall behind further in the wild card race due to the Red Sox losing earlier in the week, they also didn’t gain any traction, and have a losing record for the first time all season.

Player of the game: This was a true team effort for the Pirates, as nobody stood out too much and everyone contributed. In the end, Brad Radke gets the nod, as he went 2-for-4 (both singles), had 3 RBIs (tied for the team lead), and crossed the plate twice. Also, he pitched a 3-hit, 7-strikeout shutout–although the fact that Kimmy had to come in to throw one pitch and give up a run raises the question of how much of a shutout it actually was.

Colorado Rockies 8, Arizona Diamondbacks 3

After a tough loss to the Red Sox in a must-win game for wild-card supremacy, the Rockies were hoping to bounce back against the Diamondbacks. Arizona, meanwhile, had been on fire since they stopped playing the AL East, posting a 5-1 record against all non-divisional opponents and clawing their way into the wild card race, albeit in a position near the rear. This game was important for both teams, but neither one did quite as well as they wanted. mbless1415 was able to score 10 runs, but only got 19 players on base and didn’t hit any homers while giving up 2 runs defensively. Yurya, meanwhile, fell victim to Colorado’s surprisingly stout defense, which had one of their best days on the year by holding the Diamondbacks to 7 hits and 3 runs (although their pitching staff did give up 5 walks). In the end, the Rockies won a close, low-scoring game, and that combined with the Red Sox loss means they’re only out of the wild card spot on a tiebreaker, while the Diamondbacks remain 2 games out and on the wrong side of all the tiebreakers against the other teams in the wild card race.

Player of the game: Debby Nagasawa of the Rockies went 3-for-4, hitting two doubles and a single while knocking in 2 runs and scoring once herself.

Philadelphia Athletics 11, Super-Duper Wombats 9

After losing a close game to the Indians in Week 9, Philadelphia had the Red Sox nipping at their heels in the race for the AL East crown. While they had a bit of breathing room due to the Red Sox losing earlier this week, the Athletics still could use a clear-cut one-game lead, which they could get by beating the Wombats. Meanwhile, the Wombats were tied for the lead in the AL West (only beaten out by the Orioles command of tiebreakers), and with the Orioles winning against the Red Sox needed a win to keep pace. Although the Wombats had a solid performance, scoring 8 runs off of 14 hits and 3 walks while not allowing any runs, this wasn’t enough to keep up with the Athletics, who despite putting together their worst performance aside from their game against the Orioles still managed to pull out a win by producing an 11-run, 19-hit shutout that got them above the Wombats’ home bonus and gave them their eighth win on the season. When the dust cleared, the Athletics stayed in command of the AL East and the #2 seed, while the Wombats fell back a game to the division-leading Orioles.

Player of the game: Philadelphia’s Achmed Khan may have only gone 2-for-4, but those two hits were a single and a homer that knocked in 5 runs. Also, his band Ham Sandwich is currently on the hunt for a keyboardist. Contact him or Amir if you want to rock out, dude.

[Season 6] Week 10 Playoff Chances Analysis

With the end of the season looming, every week is likely to have matchups that could prove critically important in deciding the playoff field, and this week was no expection. Some games that would have been important no matter what the result, combined with a major upset, have changed the scene somewhat.

Note: Originally, this article erroneously stated that the second tiebreaker, after head-to-head record, was run differential against the division. This was a mistake. The actual second tiebreaker is record against the division, followed by record in the second half of the season. Affected portions of this article have been amended, and I apologize for the error.

AL East

An unexpected loss by the Red Sox, in an upset to the Orioles, has set them back a game behind the Philadelphia Athletics, and with just four games left in the season, and against a juggernaut such as the Athletics – one that has beaten them before – the Sox’s chances don’t look so good.

At this point, the A’s look unlikely to lose any more games, other than perhaps their head-to-head matchup against the Sox themselves. But even if the Sox win that and are perfect otherwise, the A’s will likely defeat the Pirates, D’Backs, and Monsters, leaving the two teams still tied. In that situation, though, the Red Sox would come out on top, having a 6-1 record in the second half of the season compared to 5-2 for the A’s (the two would tie in terms of division record). So if the Sox can defeat the A’s in addition to being perfect for the rest of the season, they have a shot, but otherwise, they need the A’s to unexpectedly choke somewhere along the way. And facing a Blue Jays team this week that’s been red hot for the past two weeks, and with a game against the A’s themselves looming, the Red Sox’s chances for perfection are questionable as well.

Meanwhile, the Monsters and D’Backs both sit at 3 games behind, and a comeback for either would depend on a total of 7 wins for them combined with losses for the A’s, all in the next four weeks. They can safely be assumed to be out of contention at this point.

AL Central

The Central sits in much the same position as it did last week. The Tigers and Pirates are now completely out of title contention, while the Rockies sit two games behind the Indians, and so the Rockies’ playoff chances look dim. Both teams are likely to feast on the weaker competition in their division, so to catch up, the Rockies would need to defeat the Indians in their head-to-head matchup, plus beat the Melonheads while the Indians lose to the Diamondbacks. It’s potentially feasible, but the D’Backs are none too likely to topple the 9-1 Indians, while the Melonheads and Rockies have roughly even odds based on runs scored and an upset is conceivable. On the whole, it looks like the Rockies’ hole remains too deep to climb out of.

AL West

Three of last week’s four games went as expected, but one did not – the Oakland Orioles pulled out a surprise upset victory against the Boston Red Sox, allowing them to pull one game ahead of each of the other three teams in the division, resulting in a single team leading the division for the first time all season!

This is big news, and with a game against the Monsters this week which could be accurately described as one that the O’s are certain to win, they’ll be going into the final division series while maintaining that lead – and with the Melonheads and Blue Jays both facing tough teams this week, and the Wombats against a Tigers team that broke out last week, the O’s have a solid chance at being two games ahead of at least two other teams in the division.

That final divisional series will still be critical in determining the final outcome of this division race, and remains as unpredictable as the teams in it. But the Orioles have a significant advantage now, have been red-hot lately, and performed well in the initial division series. They’re in a position where winning just two of the three games will likely be enough to secure the win against everybody else, and if they continue on their current trajectory, they should achieve that no problem. But if they suddenly go cold again and lose the last three games, then it will be a giant free-for-all once again.

AL Wild Card

The Monsters and Diamondbacks remain potentially viable in this race, at two games behind each, but both face likely losses in Week 11, as well as twin threat matchups against the Red Sox and A’s after that, to leave a path to victory very unlikely. Much more likely, the winner will be one of the two teams currently tied for the lead: the Rockies and Red Sox. With the Red Sox’s upset loss to the Orioles last week, the Rockies have moved into a very slightly favorable position here – both teams are in matchups this week where they are favored, but likely have roughly equal odds of suffering an upset. After that, the Rockies face a very likely 2-1 home stretch. The Red Sox could also very well go 2-1, but the Diamondbacks are likely to be a stiffer opponent for them than either team that the Rockies will face, making them more likely to falter and lose that critical game.

On the other hand, if the teams remain tied, the Red Sox do hold the tiebreaker, giving them an edge in that regard. Overall, this race is too close to call right now, but we give the slight edge to the Rockies for now by virtue of having a slightly easier schedule in the home stretch.

NL East

Last week’s games went largely as expected, leading to a scene where the Angels and Cardinals now sit tied for the lead, with the Marlins trailing by a single game. At three games behind, the Braves would need collapses by all three of those teams to win, and thus can be realistically ruled out as a possibility.

Based on recent scores, the Angels clearly still hold the advantage going into the critical final series. Their big game against the Bombers this week will have a big effect on their outlook going to that, though – if they can win, then they’ll remain tied for the lead, and barring a dramatic collapse should easily take the two out of three games needed to secure the title. If they lose, then it looks a little more shaky, as the Cardinals have a likely win this week against the Giants, which would set the Angels another game behind. Still, they seem likely to defeat the Cardinals in their rematch, with little in their respective average scores changing since they smacked them down in their first contest, and from there they’re much more likely to defeat the Marlins and Braves with little trouble. Only a sudden weakening of the Angels team will stop them from winning now.

Meanwhile, in order to have a chance at winning, the Marlins’ stakes are clear: they need to beat the Angels. The juggernauts of the East are the biggest obstacle in their way; as long as they can keep pace with them this week, a victory in their head-to-head contest would tie them up, with the Marlins holding the tiebreaker. And if the Marlins can defeat the Angels, they can likely secure victories against the Cards and Braves as well to make the comeback win. But if they falter in those two games, or the Angels pick up a game on them this week, then their two-game deficit will almost certainly be too much to make up for.

NL Central

The Bombers won in their first of three critical games last week, against the Cardinals. That means they’re still a game ahead, but that could easily no longer be the case at the end of the week. The Tapirs have another likely win this week against a Cubs team that will be playing for the first time under a new, rookie coach, and the Bombers are facing the fearsome Angels, who have outscored them in each and every week of the season so far. But in actuality, despite the fact that this is largely a matchup between the behemoths of the Frontyard League, it probably doesn’t matter in the NL Central race.

In all likelihood, this division race will be settled by one future game and one only: the Week 13 head-to-head between the Bombers and Tapirs. If the Bombers win, then they will gain an extra game on the Tapirs, and guarantee that they hold the tiebreaker, since they also beat them at the start of the season. In this scenario, the only way the Tapirs could win the division is if they win all three other games, while the Bombers lose all three games, and that’s a very tall order indeed. If the Tapirs win, then, discounting the other three remaining games of the season, they’ll sit tied with the Bombers. In this scenario, then, the Bombers will need to keep pace perfectly with the Tapirs – and with the Tapirs favored to win all three of their other games, and the Bombers favored to lose one of them, that won’t be an easy task. There will be hope if the Bombers can beat the Angels, but if they lose a game on the Tapirs this week, and lose to them next week, then they’d need to beat both the Mariners and Yankees while the Tapirs will need to lose to both.

The other two teams can be counted out at this point. At five games behind, the struggling Yankees are officially eliminated, and at three games behind the Bombers and two behind the Tapirs, the Mariners would need a total collapse from both teams to win, and that is almost certainly not going to happen.

Essentially, then, regardless of what happens in the other three weeks of the season, Week 13 will decide which team wins the division. At this point, we favor the Tapirs to win that matchup and thus the division, given their higher average scores and the fact that they’ll hold home-field advantage at the inhospitable Sandy Flats.

NL West

The West remains an uncertain division, as especially with recent turmoil, it’s difficult to predict how well any of the teams will do on a given day. The Crazy Cubs have a new coach for the last four weeks of the season, which could give them a new spark – but as they are three games behind and have to face the Tapirs this week, it will likely be too little, too late to allow them to make the playoffs. Still, they could make the rest of the playoff race interesting. So it remains between the Devil Rays, Giants, and Expos.

At this point, the Devil Rays’ position is looking pretty comfortable. They still sit two games ahead of the closest competition, and given the Giants’ consistently low scores across the season, they’re unlikely to make up those two games. As before, the real wildcard in this race is the Expos, but their forfeit last week lessens their threat level and gives the Devil Rays some more assurance. It’s still not a guarantee at this point, but as the Devil Rays can secure the secondary tiebreaker by winning just one in-division game, and they beat the Expos in their first matchup, they only need to win two of the remaining four games to secure the division win, and that’s only if the Expos win every remaining game. Games against the Giants and Cubs offer decent chances for the Rays to get those wins, and if the Expos lose to the Marlins this week, then the Devil Rays’ playoff spot will be virtually guaranteed.

NL Wild Card

With the winners in the East and Central still uncertain, the Wild Card remains a relatively big field, but one that is shrinking. At two games behind the currently leading Tapirs, the Marlins and Mariners are likely out of luck at this point – the Tapirs are highly likely to win at least two out of the remaining four games, and hold the tiebreaker over the Marlins, while to win in this situation, the Mariners would have to defeat both the Bombers and Tapirs (along with two less-intimidating opponents). So it remains a contest between the Bombers, Cardinals, Angels, and Tapirs.

This is especially an uncomfortable situation for the Cards, whose three losses all season are to these three other teams. That means that they would lose any tiebreaker to the NL Central teams, and must win out over whichever of them is a contender, requiring them to gain two games on the Tapirs, or three on the Bombers. Even if the Cardinals won every remaining game, it’s unlikely that either of those two teams would lose enough games to make the difference, so the Cards have a better shot of simply winning their own division. If they do beat the Angels, then the latter team’s position will be unsure as well. If they can beat the Bombers this week, then they’d be just a game behind them and the Tapirs, and those two’s game against each other would cover for the Angels’ loss to the Cardinals. That would still leave them needing the loser of that matchup to lose against the Mariners or Yankees, though, which would be an uncertain proposition, and the Tapirs also hold a tiebreaker over them, so if they lost to the Bombers, they’d need to also lose two out of the remaining three games to fall behind. And if the Angels lose to the Bombers this week, they’ll almost certainly be unable to catch up in the wildcard race. On the whole, then, if they don’t win the NL East, they’re also unlikely to take the wild card.

In the end, then, it seems highly likely at this point that whichever team in the NL Central fails to win the division will instead take the Wild Card as a consolation prize.

Summary

At this point, the most likely playoff field is: the Athletics, Indians, Orioles, Rockies, Angels, Tapirs, Devil Rays, and Bombers. The Red Sox also have a strong chance of unseating the Rockies and taking their spot instead. Less likely to make it, but still potentially in the hunt if fortune swings their way, are the Melonheads, Wombats, Blue Jays, Cardinals, Marlins, and Expos. The remaining nine teams do not have a realistic path to victory at this point.

[Season 6] Week 9 Recap

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Baltimore Bombers 9, New York Giants 3

After barely winning against the NL West leaders last week, the Bombers faced another NL West team, this one sitting in second place in the division. The Bombers had a strong game at home in Week 8, beating the Devil Rays by a score of 10-1 (a score almost negated by the Devil Rays turning in the exact same score), and this week had another 9-run victory, taking the game by a score of 11-2 in a game with very few extra base hits (2 doubles, 2 triples) but very many singles (18 in total). Everyone on the team got at least one hit, and the Bombers had an overall very solid game. The Giants, meanwhile, managed only seven hits, and while they had the same number of extra-base hits as the Bombers (1 double, 2 triples, 1 homer), this still wasn’t enough to give them a bunch of runs, as they only scored 4 on the game. That, combined with them giving up a run in the field, meant that the Bombers walked away with the game.

Player of the game: The Bombers’ Terry Vega went 3-for-4 with 3 singles and 3 RBIs. Not the most accomplished game, sure, but on a day when everyone on the team performed well, the player of the game didn’t need to be a big hero–they just needed to give the Bombers a little push over the line.

Super-Duper Wombats 8, Minnesota Monsters 1

This match had large playoff implications for both teams as they entered. The Monsters needed a win to keep pace in the highly-competitive wild card race, not to mention the AL East, while the Wombats had just pulled off a shocking win in Week 8 to put them in a four-way tie with everyone else in the AL West at 2-6. The Wombats had the advantage here, though, as the Monsters are still adjusting to having a new coach at midseason. Consequently, while the Wombats didn’t put up the best game, managing only 10 hits and a walk at their home field, they were reasonably efficient and brought in 7 runs off of those 11 baserunners. The Monsters, on the other hand, got 9 hits, no walks, and only 3 runs. The problem for the Monsters was twofold: firstly, they weren’t at home, so they didn’t get the home bonus that they would have probably needed to win (and even then, it would’ve been a longshot), and secondly, they also allowed two runs. This meant that the Wombats would have won the match so long as the AI didn’t manage to beat them, and they guaranteed this by pitching a shutout. This win means that the Wombats are still tied for first, and currently sit in second on tiebreakers, behind the Orioles (head-to-head) and ahead of the Melonheads (head-to-head).

Player of the game: Vladimir Guerrero of the Wombats only had one hit on the day, but it was a doozy: a grand-slam homer to decisively shut the door on the Monsters AI.

Anaheim Angels 16, New York Yankees 4

The Yankees have been underwhelming at La Chancla this season, usually scoring no more than two runs. To make matters worse, the best NL games at that field so far this season have come from opposing teams, who can apparently do what the home team cannot. While the Yankees managed to avoid the two-run curse, putting up a 4-0 game, this game itself was not without its drawbacks, as the four runs came off of a grand slam from Gary Allen. The Yankees only got six hits and a walk, and only three players came to the plate more than two times. Meanwhile, the Angels continued their dominant run, notching 17 runs in a 16-run win where everyone got a hit and everyone made at least 5 plate appearances (with the final batter being Julie Dunkel, the leadoff batter for the Angels). In the end, the Angels snagged 27 hits and 4 walks in the most dominant showing at the NL Casa yet and the third double-digit game there (the others coming from the Expos in their Week 7 breakout game [14-4] and the Tapirs in Week 1 [12-0]).

Player of the game: Jose Meisenheimer went 4-for-5 with 3 singles and a double and knocked in a team-leading 6 runs. He may have only scored once himself, but there’s no way Jose doesn’t get the nod for the best player in this game.

Crazy Indians 14.4, Philadelphia Athletics 14

This game might very well decide who gets the #1 seed in the AL. Coming into the game, the Indians and Athletics were tied at 7-1, with the Indians having just suffered their first loss in Week 8 (to the Red Sox) and the Athletics on a 5-game win streak. At Steele Stadium, both teams performed below their season averages in an incredibly close game. The Athletics got a bunch of people to first, notching 27 hits in total, 20 of the singles. The Indians, on the other hand, were more reliant on the long ball, smacking 6 homers as they batted in 12 runs off of 18 hits. In the end, the home bonus was what made the difference, launching the Indians past the Athletics by less than a single run and giving them sole possession of the AL’s #1 seed.

Player of the game: Cheryl Reynolds went 4-for-4 for the Indians, with a double and 3–count ’em, 3–home runs. This meant she batted in fully half of the Indians’ runs, and when you factor in that she ended up crossing the plate every time she came up to bat as well, she comes out as the dominant factor in the Indians success this week.

Super Duper Melonheads 12, Mighty Tigers 7

With the sudden (possibly brief) resurgence of the AL West after the All-Star Break, the Melonheads desperately needed a win to keep pace. Fortunately, they were facing one of the newer members of the league, in as a midseason replacement for GSchlim (who may just be pulling a reverse Michael Jordan and taking his talents to the basketball court): OZZY FREAKING OSBOURNE. Unfortunately, while Ozzy may be the Prince of Darkness, he’s not the king of Backyard Baseball–at least not this year. The Melonheads didn’t have the best game possible, only getting 12 runs off of 21 hits and 2 walks, but it was adequate and enough to beat the Tigers, who despite getting 9 runs off of 13 hits would not have had enough to win and were further undone by their leaky defense, which let up 3 runs. In the end, the Melonheads are in the midst of the AL West division race, while with this loss and the Diamondbacks win the Tigers are now officially the first team eliminated from playoff contention.

Player of the game: While everybody on the Melonheads got a hit, only Jane Davis was able to get four: two singles, a double, and a home run in a 4-for-5 day that included 4 RBIs and a plate crossing. In a postgame interview, she attributed her performance to having a bowl of low-in-fat Chunky Puffs prior to the game. We’re certain that her father’s position in the Chunky Puffs marketing department had nothing whatsoever to do with her endorsement.

Arizona Diamondbacks 29, Blue Blue Jays 20

The Diamondbacks had the highest score this week, which in most cases guarantees a win (ask Aesnop for info on when it doesn’t…or, if you want a less in-depth answer, ask Eauxps). How did they do it? Hitting, hitting, hitting, a few walks, and hitting. In total, the Diamondbacks sent players to the plate 52 times, and while four of them got on with walks, 32 hits provided plenty of contact as the Diamondbacks slapped the ball around Casa de Pablo. Every player but one had 3 hits, and the one who didn’t (Uma Morris) got on base with walks twice. The Blue Jays didn’t do too shabbily themselves, either; while they only managed 23 hits and a single walk, they managed to turn these 24 baserunners into 18 runs (although, unlike Arizona, they also allowed a run on an unimpressive 8-hit, 3 strikeout day from Betty Houston). In the end, the playoff implications for these teams were negative; the difficulty of the wild card race means that the Diamondbacks didn’t really manage to do anything but tread water in the wild card race, while the Blue Jays lost their lead in the division race (one they held on tiebreakers) and now sit a game back of everyone else.

Player of the game: On a day when the Diamondbacks were pretty much unstoppable at the plate, Fred Benson was the biggest star on the field. He went 4-for-5 to hit for the cycle and drew a walk, on the way getting 8 RBIs and crossing the plate himself every time he got on base. The only disappointment is that he’s not a sentient gumball machine with anger issues. Wait. Is that a disappointment?

Montreal Expos 13, Atlanta Braves 9

In a game the Expos desperately needed to win in order to keep their playoff hopes alive, their offense delivered with their third double-digit win in a row. While last week’s performance wasn’t enough against the likes of the Anaheim Angels, this week an 11-run win at Playground Commons carried the Expos past the Braves. While the Expos didn’t do too much in the way of extra-base hits, with only 2 doubles and a homer, they did well at getting on base, snagging 11 runs despite leaving 14 runners stranded (so this game could’ve been even bigger for the Expos). On the other side of the game, the Braves put together their best performance yet, knocking in 9 runs and not allowing any. Despite this, though, they had a comparatively weak day at the plate, only garnering 12 hits and a walk and striking out 9 times on their way to a game that was pretty good but not good enough this week. Incidentally, this is also the first time an NL West team has won since…Week 7, when the Expos got their first win against the Yankees. Before that, the last win from the division was in Week 4, when the Tampa Bay Devil Rays also defeated the Atlanta Braves.

Player of the game: Expos first round pick Pablo Sanchez went 4-for-4 with three singles, their only home run, three RBIs, and three runs scored. Somebody get him that burrito he’s been dreaming of!

St. Louis Cardinals 7, Tampa Bay Devil Rays 1

The Cardinals were in shaky playoff position after a tough loss last week against the Tapirs. Their competition? A Devil Rays team that had been struggling since Week 4 and had recently fallen to a losing record after starting 4-0. The Cardinals needed a win in order to keep their lead in the NL East as well as look to remain viable contenders when they couldn’t completely rely on their AI, but Shrewsberry’s team was up to the task as they provided a 7-0 shutout on 15 hits and a walk. The Devil Rays just couldn’t keep up, in large part because despite scoring 4 they also allowed 3. In the end, the Cardinals stood victorious, and while the Devil Rays retain their 2-game lead in the division thanks to the Giants losing as well, the Expos now have more wins than they do outside the division and are looking to make a late season surge–one that appears more and more plausible by the game despite the odds being firmly against it.

Player of the game: Mr. Clanky threw 10 strikeouts while allowing only 5 hits. He also drew the game’s only walk and batted in a run, but that’s not important; he’s a pitching machine, not a hitting machine. Also, he’s the referee for the BFL.

Oakland Orioles 21, Pittsburgh Pirates 3

The Pirates were facing elimination coming into Week 9, with their playoff hopes hinged entirely on this game. They’d have to put up a strong performance–no, a winning performance–no, the best performance they possibly could in order to keep their season alive. But they didn’t. Instead, they had one of the worst performances of the week, one that was only kept from being the worst in the AL by BootyHunter’s struggles with the Monsters (and BootyHunter has the excuse of it being his second game). Although the Pirates didn’t do much on offense, managing only 6 runs off of 15 hits and 2 walks, the real thing that brought down their score was allowing 3 runs on defense. The Orioles wouldn’t have to do much in order to win, but they did anyway, as they scored 18 in their best home game yet. With the Blue Jays loss, this puts them atop the AL West, while the Pirates became the second team this year to take out their metro cards and board the L train to Elimination Station.

Player of the game: Mavfatha refuses to tell us what happened, citing that it would ruin the magic. Since we want to ruin the magic, the player of the game is someone who does exactly that: the two-headed worm from Samurai Jack. When does the magic begin?

Albuquerque Tapirs 25, Montreal Marlins 22
The second game played at Sandy Flats this week saw the second highest number of runs scored on the week (57 after bonuses; compare to Diamondbacks/Blue Jays, which had 62 after bonuses), the second-closest margin of any game, and a bunch of playoff intrigue to top it all off. Both teams had everyone make at least five plate appearances, only one player (Angelique Harding) failed to record a hit or score a run, and both teams combined for 33 stolen bases. How’d they do it? Well, the Tapirs had a great first inning, then hit single after single and stole a bunch of bases on the tired-out Marlins. The Marlins took a little bit longer to catch on in their game before seeing success with numerous extra-base hits and punishing the exhausted Tapirs in the late innings. In the end, the Marlins scored 1 more run than the Tapirs, but because the Tapirs were at home the home bonus pushed them past the Marlins for their sixth win in a row. This win allows the Tapirs to hold on to their lead in the wild card race while pushing the Marlins into a 2-game deficit in both the wild card and the NL East races.

Player of the game: For the Tapirs, this game was pretty much a team effort, while the Marlins relied more on a few standout players, the most impressive of whom was Perry Marx: 5-for-5, a single, a triple, and 3–count ’em, 3–home runs. From this performance, he tallied 7 RBIs, although the Marlins failed to get him in every time he didn’t hit a homer.

Boston Red Sox 14, Colorado Rockies 7

The penultimate game of the week was the battle between the Red Sox and Rockies for pole position in the wild card race. Whomever won this game was going to have sole possession of the wild card and a much better chance of making the playoffs. The loser? Would be back a game in the wild card race and lose any tiebreaker between themselves and their opponent. Needless to say, this was an incredibly important match, to which gmchappe and mbless1415 reacted by…not quite bringing their A-games. The Red Sox were below average, putting up 14 runs, a tally only one better than their season-low score of 13 (two separate games, 1-1 record). The Rockies had exactly the same experience, scoring one more run than their previous low score (a game they won on a tiebreaker). The difference? The Rockies previous low was 6. The end result is a Red Sox win, first place in the wild card chase, and when the Athletics loss this week is taken into account a tie for the lead in the AL East that they’re losing on a head-to-head tiebreaker with a game against the Athletics still to come.

Player of the game: PJ Shareef went 4-for-5 with two singles, a triple, and a home run on the way to knocking in 2 runs for the Red Sox and scoring four times himself. After the game, he showed us pictures of his pet snake relaxing on a hot rock. Nice.

Seattle Mariners 9, Crazy Cubs F

The Mariners are in a tough division and a tight playoff race, and they need wins to keep up. They wanted to make this happen, so this week they came out blasting at Cement Gardens, slamming 4 homers as they scored 10 runs with only 13 baserunners. While they did allow 3 runs to the Cubs potent offense, the home bonus left them with a 9-run lead, one that would be difficult for the Cubs to overcome as their highest score so far was 5 runs. They didn’t even try, not showing up and eventually registering a forfeit on Tuesday night. This is the Cubs second forfeit of the year and the fourth so far this season (although the Tigers and Monsters both came close in Week 7 when both coaches resigned, and a dual forfeit was on the table), and as MarcoMcGwire hasn’t checked in at all since Valentine’s Day when he submitted his game against the Braves, the Cubs might just be the third team to change coaches.

Player of the game: Tina Herrara went 2-for-2 with a single and a home run, scoring twice, knocking in 2 runs (although one of these was herself crossing the plate), and having the only stolen base of the game. Also, rumor has it that as soon as the forfeit was officially registered, Cement Gardens played Rooster at 100 dB, so that’s pretty cool.

ADDENDUM: What’s with the fields this week?

Here’s an interesting statistic for you: this week, the highest-scoring games all came at either Sandy Flats or Casa de Pablo. This is notable because they have reputations as being some of the toughest defensive parks in the game, in large part because of their slowing effects on both runners and rolling balls. Of the 23 players who played this week, 8 played at one of those two fields, and all but three of them managed to top 20 runs. To put this in perspective, nobody who played at a different ballpark this week managed to break 15. The Diamondbacks scored 29, the Tapirs scored 25, the Marlins scored 22, the Orioles scored 21, and the Blue Jays scored 20. On top of this, the only true dud games came from the Yankees (4 runs, home at La Chancla) and the Pirates (3 runs, visiting Sandy Flats), as the Angels put in another stellar performance by getting 16 runs at La Chancla against the Yankees, meaning that the top 6 games this week all came at either Sandy Flats or Casa de Pablo. On top of that, even the smallest games didn’t come at these fields, as the Devil Rays only managed a one-run win where they scored four times at The Paveway (the Pirates scored six times but allowed three runs, and the Yankees scored 4 times without allowing any) and the Monsters only managed a 1-run win at Scrapco Field where they scored thrice and allowed two runs.

[Season 6] Week 11 Predictions

A’s over Pirates. The A’s recently suffered a surprising defeat, but that was against one of the toughest teams in the AL. Against one of the runts of the league in the Pirates? Not likely to happen.

D’Backs over Indians. A bold prediction, especially considering these teams’ performances last week. But it’s not too likely for the Indians to repeat their dominant performance of last week, or the Diamondbacks to repeat their failure, and the Paveway might just be the one field this season where the Indians could be vulnerable. D’Backs could definitely have another one of their big games and snag the upset.

Red Sox over Blue Jays. The Jays had a huge game last week at the same field where they’ll be playing again, but they’ve been inconsistent and a second straight Sox upset seems unlikely.

Orioles over Monsters. The O’s have been on a tear, and Tin Can Alley could serve their big-hitting team very well. Now that they have the division lead, they’re likely to extend it over some of their competition this week.

Rockies over Melonheads. Despite being four games apart, these two teams actually have very similar run output, the Melonheads outscoring the Rockies by 6 over the course of the season so far, and by 2 last week. But the Melonheads have also given up almost 40 more runs, and the Rockies have shown that they’re better at actually getting the job done and winning.

Wombats over Tigers. The Wombats have awoken recently and are still in the hunt for the playoffs. Ozzman had his breakout game last week but may well not repeat, and the Wombats will need this win.

Angels over Bombers. Two juggernauts of the NL square off in a huge game this week, but the Angels have scored higher than the Bombers’ season high score for eight weeks in a row now, leaving them as clear favorites.

Yankees over Braves. A tough one to call, but we’re favoring New York here as their getting away from Casa should be helpful, and the Braves have shown no long-term improvement, scoring 1 or less in 3 out of the past 5 games.

Marlins over Expos. The Battle for Montreal has been hyped since before the season started, but a forfeit from the Expos casts a cloud over their chances of victory.

Cardinals over Giants. Two teams that typically score pretty low will be facing off, but the Cards have been much more successful this season and are likely to prove victorious again.

Tapirs over Cubs. The Cubs will have a brand-new coach and we don’t know what to expect from them, but the Tapirs have been consistently dominant, so it will likely be a rough welcome.

Mariners over Devil Rays. Both teams are grasping at playoff hopes still, but the Devil Rays are on a six-game slide and have beaten 4 only once in the past six weeks, while the Mariners have scored 7 or more each of the past three weeks. The Paveway won’t even be unfamiliar for them, so they have the advantage this week.

[Season 6] Week 9 Playoff Chances Analysis

With the regular season now more than halfway through, eyes are turning to the impending playoffs. Which teams will make it in, and which ones will fall just short? With a lot of results now available to extrapolate from, and just five games left in the season, we can get a pretty good idea.

American League AKA Backyard League

AL East

Due to the big-name coaches leading teams in it, the East was known as the “Division of Doom” before teams were even picked, and it’s lived up to that moniker. It leads the league with a combined record of 24-12, compared to 22-13, 22-14, 19-17, 11-25, and 9-27 for the other five divisions, and is the only division in the league in which every team has a winning record. The AL East teams have also cleaned house against the other divisions in the six weeks since interdivisional play started, with only six losses total in those six weeks!

The division title is a razor-thin contest between the Philadelphia A’s and the Boston Red Sox, currently tied at 7-2 after the A’s lost this past week to the Indians. The two teams even have similar schedules for the last two weeks of interdivisional play – both facing AL West teams that have recently been on the upswing in the Orioles and Wombats, followed by the two weakest teams in the AL in the Pirates and Blue Jays. Those games against the Orioles and Wombats could swing things if one of those teams goes off and pulls out the upset, but it’s also quite likely that the A’s and Sox will clean house in these two weeks and enter the final division series in the same tie for first. There’s a very good chance that the division title will come down to their head-to-head matchup in the final week of the season – and as the A’s won their Opening Week bout, that puts them in the favored position to win the division.

The Arizona Diamondbacks and Minnesota Monsters are also in the hunt at two games back apiece, but a comeback by either team seems unlikely – not only would it require multiple losses by the A’s and Sox, but their chances of going on a season-ending winning streak are low. The D’Backs have been cleaning house since leaving the division, but they’re about to face their greatest test yet, going up against the top two teams outside the division, the Indians and Rockies, and the fact that they went 0-3 in their division to start the season doesn’t bode well either. Meanwhile, thanks to a tumultous management situation, the Monsters have fallen hard in recent weeks, losing 4 of the past six games where the Sox lost none and the A’s and D’Backs lost just one apiece. New coach BootyHunter now leads the team, and he not only has gigantic shoes to fill but also some very tough competition, so a sequence of events that put them back on top would more or less require a miracle.

AL Central

The Central has been by far the most lopsided division this season, not just in the AL but in the entire league! One sign of this can be found in the fact that the bottom-feeding Pittsburgh Pirates are, at this point, the only team in the league that has been outright eliminated from the division title hunt, now six games back with just five left in the season. The Mighty Tigers will likely soon join them, down five games with an elimination number of 1, and the odds of them winning every single game, and the division-leading Indians losing every single game, from this point on are negligible. That leaves this division as just a two-horse race.

And that race itself doesn’t look as tense anymore after last week. When the Crazy Indians led the Colorado Rockies by just a single game, there was more of a feeling that anything could happen, but with the Rockies’ loss last week, they sink to two games back, and to top it off, other than their Week 14 match against each other, the two teams are facing the exact same slate of opponents for the rest of the season! That doesn’t offer up much hope for the Rockies to gain an opening to the division lead, even if they beat the Indians in their game, and so a division title by the Indians is likely the most guaranteed playoff spot right now.

AL West

The AL West has garnered a lot of attention this season for its noncompetitiveness – during the first five weeks of interdivisional play, AL West teams won just two out of twenty games, with one of those being a forfeit by the opposing team! Yet this has also led to the division remaining a tight competition among the four teams in it, nobody able to pull ahead yet, and three of the four teams won last week to not only more than double the division’s total number of wins against oustide teams, but also make for a more interesting playoff race.

At this point, the Oakland Orioles, Super-Duper Melonheads, and Super-Duper Wizard Wombats are tied for the division lead with a lowly 3-6 record, with the Blue Blue Jays a single game behind. Yet in next week’s matchup, the Jays are the only team with a favorable matchup, as the other three are facing off against the top three teams in the AL, which leaves it likely that all four teams will be tied once again at the end of the week. That means that Week 11, and the edge that some teams could get from their matchups there, could prove critical – and if so, then the Orioles and Wizards have the edge. They’ll be facing off against the two new coaches at the helm of the Tigers and Monsters, while the Jays and Melonheads have to grapple with playoff contenders in the Red Sox and Rockies. Victory is by no means guaranteed for the O’s and Wombats, but it is a favorable week for them.

But still, even with that scenario playing out favorably, it’s quite likely that only a single game will separate the first-place team from the last-place team in the division, going into the season-ending division series, which means that that series will almost certainly determine who wins the division. And with all four teams still very much in it, and all four having performed inconsistently and put up wildly varying scores throughout the season, it’s pretty much impossible to predict how that series will turn out. Based on both the games before that series, and how the season-beginning division series went, we can theorize that, at this point, the Orioles have the best shot at winning. But I think that at this point, a win is perfectly feasible for any team in the division.

Wild Card

Up to this point, no team has been officially eliminated from the wildcard race – but with five games left in the season, it’s pretty reasonable to assume that any team that’s four or five games back will be unable to come back and win it, given that just two cases of either that team losing or the wildcard leader winning will knock out any of those teams. Thus, we can say with confidence that the Melonheads, Blue Jays, Orioles, Wizards, Tigers, and Pirates are out of contention here. Notably, the Tigers and Pirates are the two teams in the AL that are really as good as eliminated from playoff competition at this point.

That leaves, essentially, five teams battling it out – the Red Sox and A’s, only one of whom can win the AL East, as well as the Rockies, Monsters, and D’Backs. Once again, the Rockies’ loss to the Red Sox last week was a big one and has made their playoff chances much more questionable – now a game behind the A’s/Sox, they’ll need to perform near-flawlessly and have one of those teams defeated multiple times in order to win out. The good news for them is that this is still quite feasible – they have three favorable matchups and a toss-up against the D’Backs still to go, with their one really tough match coming in their showdown with the Indians at the end of the season. And while the Sox and A’s don’t have the toughest interdivisional matchups still to go, facing their division series again could batter them again. One is guaranteed to lose when they face each other, and the D’Backs could well add a second loss onto that. Still, though, it will be an uphill struggle now for the Rockies, forced to keep pace and make up a game against two of the toughest teams in the AL.

As for the D’Backs and Monsters, they sit two games behind, and given that the wildcard leaders are also the division leaders, their situation in this race is more or less the same as in the division race. While still in the running, neither is likely to make up the two-game deficit and win out. I just don’t think BootyHunter of the Monsters can catch up quickly enough to stand up to the A’s and Sox in direct matchups, and while the D’Backs might have a chance with a more favorable schedule, the fact that they face the Indians and Rockies in their next two matchups doesn’t bode well for them. The most likely outcome for the wild card race is that whichever of the A’s and Red Sox fails to win the division will take this one – but as we’ve seen in the past, last-minute comebacks CAN happen.

Summary: The most likely winners are the Athletics, Indians, Orioles, and Red Sox. The Pirates and Tigers are as good as eliminated from playoff contention at this point, and the Diamondbacks and Monsters are also very unlikely to win. The Melonheads, Blue Jays, Wombats, and Rockies are still in the thick of it, but not favored to win.

National League AKA Frontyard League

NL East

The NL East has been a very dynamic division this season, with the various teams rising and falling in their fortunes at various times. That’s resulted in a division where, in theory, each team is still in it – although the hopes for the trailing teams catching up are definitely fading by this point.

With an isolated exception in Week 5, the St. Louis Cardinals haven’t been scoring very high all season, their peak outside of that week coming last week with a +7. But they’ve still held solid, their AI rarely giving up many runs, and that’s led to a 7-2 record that still tops the AL East. Meanwhile, the Anaheim Angels have been terrorizing the league for most of the season, not scoring lower than a 13 since Week 2! Three early close losses caused them to start the season with a mediocre 2-3 record, but they’re now on a four-game winning streak and don’t appear to be slowing down anytime soon. For now, the Cards have a one-game lead over the Angels, and there’s a decent chance of that staying the case – both have one pretty favorable matchup in the next two weeks, as well as one game against the strong Bombers. It’s quite feasible that the Bombers could beat the Cards and lose to the Angels to allow the latter to catch up right away, but it’s just as feasible that the Cards will remain one game ahead going into the final divisional series.

Meanwhile, the formerly up-and-down Montreal Marlins have been on the rise lately, scoring 13 or higher in their last three games, but a tough loss against the Tapirs last week set them back a game to be two games behind the Cardinals – and while they have a favorable matchup this week, the Battle of Montreal in Week 11 is a questionable game for them that doesn’t offer the best hope for a comeback. And while they started the season strong, the Atlanta Braves have proven stagnant as the season has progressed, their scores remaining at about the same level. They’re now three games behind, and with a probable loss to the Tapirs next week, their playoff hopes seem to be ended.

As usual, the season-ending division series is likely to be a key part of deciding how the division will turn out – and with the Marlins and Angels having increased their run output over the season, and the Cardinals not, it seems likely that one or both will defeat them in head-to-head matchups, and (partially on those victories) pass them up for the division lead. In particular, the Angels defeated the Cardinals in their initial matchup and are just one game back, so it seems highly likely that they’ll pass them up and win the division – and it’s hard to see the Angels losing any more games at this point, given the strength they’ve exhibited recently. Still, if the Marlins can keep pace with them over the next four weeks, then pull off the upset victory in their head-to-head match in Week 14, they would have the tiebreaker and thus win the division instead. Meanwhile, the Cardinals’ hopes of hanging on and still winning the division rely on them beating the Angels in Week 12, while also winning the majority of their other remaining games. While the Braves are probably out of luck, it will be a tense last few weeks of competition for the other three teams in the division.

NL Central

Early on in the season, the Central was a pretty close division where any of the four teams could potentially see success. However, through poor fortunes for some teams and the consistent dominance of others, it’s grown more lopsided, and more than any other division has become a two-team race.

The Baltimore Bombers have been not excessively dominant, but still strong, throughout the season, their scores frequently hovering around +10 en route to an 8-1 record. The Albuquerque Tapirs started off inconsistent, but found their groove in Week 4, scoring +14 or more every week since then except for a hiccup in Week 8, which was immediately followed by a peak in a +25 versus Montreal. That’s led to them continually nipping at the Bombers’ heels, sitting at just a game behind. And looking ahead at the coming weeks, the edge actually belongs to the Tapirs despite them being behind. They have matchups coming up against the Braves and the Cubs, neither of which is likely to give them much trouble if they keep to normal scores, while the Bombers are about to go into two tough matches against the Cardinals and Angels, who themselves are battling for the division title in the NL East. While they’ve been strong, the Bombers’ best score all season is lower than the Angels’ worst score in the past seven weeks, leaving a loss there likely, and it’s possible that their output will suffer against the Cardinals’ AI as well. In either case, the Tapirs will probably at least have tied them up going into the season-ending division series. While both teams have good chances of beating their division rivals there, their Week 13 contest against each other will very likely be of crucial importance, and determine who wins the division – and based on recent scores, the edge there also goes to the Tapirs. They’re the most likely division winners at this point.

Meanwhile, the Seattle Mariners currently sit 3.5 games behind, likely to soon be 3. They haven’t been able to reach the run output of the Tapirs and Bombers, and face questionable matchups against the Expos and Devil Rays in the next two weeks. Even if they win those, they’d need to defeat both the Bombers and the Tapirs head-to-head in order to have a chance of winning the division, and at this point, that seems quite unlikely. At the bottom of the division, the New York Yankees slumped hard after a series of home games at Casa de Pablo, which leaves them now virtually eliminated at 5 games behind. They can be written off as contenders at this point.

NL West

In the early weeks of the season, the NL West stood out mostly because of the exceptional performances of the Devil Rays’ and Giants’ AI teams. Since those AIs were definitively defeated, and have continued to routinely lose since then, there hasn’t been too much to watch in this division. In particular, they have struggled mightily since beginning interdivision play – the Giants and Cubs have been winless since then, the Devil Rays have won just one game, and the Expos just two, for an overall record of 3-17. Much like their AL counterparts, these teams have struggled a lot, which has led to an open competition for first place.

The Tampa Bay Devil Rays started the season with a bang, winning their first four games to become the second-to-last team in the entire league to record a loss. However, they’ve slumped hard since then, now on a five-game losing streak. Still, thanks to the lack of success of their rivals, they sit with a comfortable two-game lead. Two games behind are the New York Giants, who went 2-1 to start the season but are now on a six-game skid as their only score higher than a +3 came against the Angels, and the Montreal Expos, who failed to score a run for the first four games of the season, but suddenly came on strong in the last three games, scoring +10 or higher in all three and winning two of them. The Crazy Cubs sit in last place not just in the division but in the entire league, having submitted late in several different weeks (their result from last week is still pending) and never getting off the ground with their offense, with their high score of +5 sitting as the lowest such high in the league (discounting BootyHunter’s two-game run with the Monsters).

At this point, it seems likely that either the Devil Rays or Expos will win the division. Without improving their run output, the Giants won’t be able to win games and make up the deficit, especially with stiff matchups against the Cardinals and Marlins in the next two weeks. The same can be said for the Cubs, who have a lighter matchup against the Yankees next week but also an extra game to make up. The Devil Rays would win based on the two-game lead that they currently have, while if the Expos maintain their newfound strength, they shouldn’t have too hard of a time winning enough games to make up the deficit on the Devil Rays. Both teams will be facing the Mariners in the next two weeks, a matchup that could swing either way. For their other matchups, the Expos will face off against the Marlins in the Battle of Montreal, a match that probably favors the Marlins but could swing either way, while the Devil Rays face a probable loss to the Angels. Both teams have a strong chance at sweeping the Giants and Cubs in the final division series, leaving what could be a critical Week 12 head-to-head matchup between the two. From recent scores, the Expos seem like they would have the edge in this rematch, thereby gaining an extra game on Tampa Bay. Still, for now, the uncertainty of the Expos’ new strength, or its efficacy in their next two games, combined with the 2-game lead that the Devil Rays enjoy, and the fact that their early success in-division gives them the tiebreaker over the Expos in almost any situation, mean that the Rays continue to be the favorites to win the division.

Wild Card

With the tight races for first place in the East and Central, whichever teams fail to win out in those will be battling just as fiercely for the Wild Card position. Any teams unable to keep up in those races also won’t be Wild Card contenders – the Cubs have already been eliminated from contention there, while the Devil Rays, Giants, Expos, Mariners, Yankees, and Braves can all likely be safely written off as well.

Currently, the Tapirs lead the Wild Card race, with the Angels 1 and Marlins 2 games behind (the Tapirs’ defeat last week of the Marlins coming in hugely important here). We’ve favored the Tapirs to win the NL Central, and if we assume that, then the Bombers currently lead the closest competitor by 2 games – or 1 game, if we also factor in our favoring of the Angels in the NL East. Put more simply, the four, one-game apart tiers consist of the Bombers; Cardinals and Tapirs; Angels; and Marlins, where two of those teams will win their divisions and thus be dropped from the equation.

Further complicating the predictions of this race, the Bombers are facing the Cardinals and Angels in the next two weeks. These games should both have massive implications for the division races as well as the Wild Card race, and there’s too many variables in them to predict the results with much confidence. Unfortunately, until we know how these turn out, we don’t really have a clear picture of what the Wild Card race will look like on the other end. Thus, at this point, further analysis of this race isn’t very feasible.

For now, based on recent scores, the most likely outcome would seem to be that the Bombers lose to the Angels but beat the Cardinals, and that the Angels and Cards both win their other games in the next two weeks. That would leave the Bombers still one game ahead of their closest WC competitors going into the final division series (the Tapirs in the same position as they’re likely to win their next two games), and given that the NL Central hasn’t been as tough of competition as the NL East, the Bombers are likely to preserve their lead and win the Wild Card, assuming that the Angels and Tapirs take the divisions.

Summary: The most likely winners are the Angels, Tapirs, Devil Rays, and Bombers. The Giants, Cubs, Mariners, Yankees, and Braves are all very unlikely to win at this point. The Expos, Cardinals, and Marlins are still in contention, but not favored to win.

[Season 6] Week 8 Recap

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Seattle Mariners 7, New York Giants 2

The first game submitted this week saw the Mariners get their fourth win and bring their record up to .500, while the Giants continued a five-game slide. Although the Mariners didn’t have the greatest game possible, it was reasonably efficient, as in a game where 15 players got on base, 8 of them got across home plate–an effort made more significant by the fact that the Mariners didn’t record any homers at Cement Gardens. (Their longest hit on the day was a triple.) Their pitching was decent as well, utilizing two pitchers to hold the Giants to two runs; although Dominic Hoskins allowed six hits and two runs on 16 batters, Mamie Skiumsby came in to relieve him and got the last 8 batters out, along the way throwing three strikeouts. As for New York, they struggled to get much going offensively, managing only 9 hits and a walk. To make matters worse, all but one of their hits was a single (the exception being a Maya Woodruff triple), and on top of that their hits weren’t really strung together so much as spread out, leaving the team to only score 2 runs over the course of the game. While Luanne had a good day on the mound, a tight win like this wasn’t enough to overcome Seattle.

Player of the game: Nobody stood out too much in the Mariners’ win, which was a true team effort. However, it’s worthy of note that Christina Beattie went 3-for-3, had the Mariners’ only triple, scored once, and batted in two other runners.

Albuquerque Tapirs 8, St. Louis Cardinals 1

There were heavy playoff implications on the line in this one. The Cardinals wanted to keep their 2-game buffer against the Angels. The Tapirs were hoping to retain their lead in the wild-card race and perhaps even catch up to the Bombers. Meanwhile, the rest of the league outside of the NL West just wanted the Tapirs to lose, with only the Angels being possibly benefited by a Tapirs win. As with the Cardinals previous games, their AI played a large role in this one, especially when it came to Mr. Clanky, who not only broke the Sandy Flats shutout streak the Tapirs had by smashing a dinger to left in the second inning but also destroyed the Tapirs “wear out the pitcher” strategy with his infinite stamina and laser rocket arm, as the Cardinals only allowed 11 hits and 2 walks. Despite this, the Tapirs still managed to get five runs by the fifth to knock him off the mound and into center and finished with an 8-1 win. While the Cardinals still had a chance, shrewsbury91 ended up having the most frustrating game he’s had so far this season, only managing to score 1 run in a 1-0 victory where St. Louis could only manage 5 hits and the only run came off of a solo shot from Marsellus Marx. (To add insult to injury, six players failed to get on base for the Cardinals, and Mr. Clanky gave up as many hits as the Cardinals got.) This meant that the Tapirs ended up winning despite putting up their worst game since Week 3.

Player of the game: Tapirs All-Star Gwen Sears was one of two players to go 3-for-3 (Olive Haldi was the other), and also one of two players to get 3 RBIs (Ricky Johnson was the other, although oddly enough he went 0-for-3). This included a 2-run homer in the third inning to give the Tapirs a lead that was the deciding factor in the final score.

Baltimore Bombers 11, Tampa Bay Devil Rays 9

In a game that might be a preview of a future playoff match, both teams posted identical scores of 10-1 at Steele Stadium. For the Devil Rays, this meant their best game on the season, beating out their previous high of a run differential of 7 against the Expos at home in Week 3, which they gathered by putting 20 people on base and getting half of them in with a triple and two homers. As for Baltimore, while this score wasn’t a new high (albeit one above their steadily increasing season average), they relied on a steady stream of hits (21 in total), mostly singles, to constantly put pressure on Tampa Bay’s pitchers and push runners across the plate. In the end, the deciding factor was the home bonus (in this case 2 runs) that gave the Bombers the win–and, since the Cardinals lost to the Tapirs, sole possession of the #1 seed. Although the Devil Rays are now on a 4-game losing streak, they still hold a two-game lead in their division due to the Giants loss as well as possession of all tiebreakers (although that may change during their final three in-division matchups).

Player of the game: Peggy Heffernan of the Bombers went 3-for-4 with 2 singles and a homer and stole a couple bases on her way to knocking in 3 runs and crossing the plate twice herself. Also, while in the field, she was prone to randomly shouting “HEY! HEY! LBJ! HOW MANY KIDS DID YOU KILL TODAY!” which…okay, that was never appropriate, but since this is neither the 60s nor a political rally, it warps so far into inappropriateness that it actually becomes funny. Plus, I’m pretty sure it threw a few batters off their stride.

Arizona Diamondbacks 18, Super-Duper Melonheads 13

In the first AL game completed this week, the Melonheads had a very solid outing against the Diamondbacks. Unfortunately, when facing the AL East this year a solid performance is at best a narrow win, even when it comes against the worst team in the division. The Melonheads had a good day at the plate, with everybody making at least four plate appearances and everyone but Fabienne Callahan getting on at least twice. Although the Melonheads left 11 people stranded, this was an improvement over many of their recent performances, which featured reliance on the long ball to get runs (although, with 4 homers, there were plenty of long balls at the Paveway anyway). The Diamondbacks, meanwhile, had slightly fewer hits and as many walks but much more efficiency, not just putting 22 people on base but getting 15 of them across the plate on their way to what would have been a win even without the home bonus. Since leaving the AL East, the Diamondbacks are 4-1 with that one loss coming to the Mighty Tigers, while since leaving the AL West the Melonheads are 1-4 with that one win being a forfeit by the Monsters. Despite this, the Melonheads remain very much alive in the playoff race, only trailing on tiebreakers in the AL West, and a late-season push–or even a late in-division push–could be enough to get them into the playoffs.

Player of the game: Uma Morris went 3-of-4 without hitting a single (2 doubles and a triple). She also knocked in four runs and failed to record an error.

Mighty Tigers 3, Oakland Orioles 2

Entering this week, there were questions about how the Monsters and Tigers would fare under their new coaches (BootyHunger and Ozzman, respectively). While that question was open-ended for the Monsters, there was some idea of how the Tigers would perform as Ozzy had played their week seven game against the Monsters, with jlund24 subbing for the Monsters coach. There, the Tigers put up a decent run differential of 7, and it was expected that they would improve with more time to practice; however, the Tigers were only able to post a run differential of 3 this week. Normally, this would be blamed on poor offense, but that wasn’t the case here as the Tigers scored a perfectly respectable (although not amazing) 8 runs on 12 hits (admittedly with more strikeouts than they would’ve liked). No, the problem for the Tigers was their defense, which gave up 6 runs just as it did against the Monsters. However, the Orioles did even worse, only managing to score four times on four different solo shots while giving up two runs of their own. (In total, they left eight runners stranded.) The difference in this game was the home-field bonus, which gave Ozzman the win in what is the lowest combined score in the AL so far this year.

Player of the game: Jay Green went 3-for-4 with 2 doubles and a homer as he batted in four runs for the Tigers. Ironically, his favorite color is yellow.

Colorado Rockies 13, Minnesota Monsters 3

This was the first game submitted of the two this week that had massive playoff implications for the AL (the other being Indians vs. Red Sox). It was also the first game the Monsters played under their new coach. The Rockies took care of their end; while they didn’t have a spectacular game, and by mbless1415’s admission left several opportunities on the table in the fifth inning (including an unused Undergrounder and a controversial call on a bang-bang play at home that went against them), they still performed fairly well, getting 18 hits on 31 at-bats on their way to scoring 11 runs. Meanwhile, the Monsters struggled in their new coach’s first game, only managing 5 runs while allowing two from the Rockies AI and only managing to notch 9 hits on the day. In the end, the Rockies cruised to victory and a slim lead in the AL wild card race.

Player of the game: Lindsy Felgate went 3-for-4 with a single, a double, a homer, and a walk. She also had 3 RBIs and scored four times. Sorry, Cure fans, but it looks like the award is going to an actual Rockie this week.

Anaheim Angels 24, Montreal Expos 14

Guess who just had the best game in the AL this week? No, besides the Angels. That’s right, the Expos, who started out 0-6, are now…1-7, because they were playing the Angels, and despite putting up the second-best score in the NL this week still lost as the Angels continued to steamroll their competition. Both teams went off at Tin Can Alley, with the Angels garnering 20 runs on 28 hits and a walk and the Expos getting an impressive 17 (although they allowed three of their own) off of 28 hits and four walks. While both teams had good days, the Angels was better, and they’re now one game back of both the wild card and the division lead in the NL East. (The NL East is actually easier for them to take, as they hold the tiebreaker against the currently-leading Cardinals while the Tapirs hold the tiebreaker in the wild card chase.) Even though they lost, the Expos still have hope; since every other team in their division lost, the Expos remain only three games back, and after putting up two good (utterly fantastic when compared with how they started) performances in a row, they’re a dark horse to come back and take the NL West.

Player of the game: Tony Delvecchio went 4-for-4, including a homer and a double, knocked in 5 runs, and scored twice himself. He did at least part of this against his sister, so the sibling rivalry is alive and well in the Delvecchio household.

Montreal Marlins 13, New York Yankees 8

Getting away from La Chancla proved to be good medicine for the Yankees, as they put up their first win of more than 5 runs since Week 2. (4 of those 5 games came at home, with the exception being a Dirt Yards bout against the Giants reasonably difficult AI.) Despite this, however, the Yankees still fell for the third week in a row, as the Marlins seem to have turned the corner and become a force to be reckoned with, first by beating the Cubs last week by 15 on the road and now by beating the Yankees by 11 at home. This win saw La Resistance smacking the ball around, with four home runs by four different players and a total of 13 runs scored. Even allowing 2 runs didn’t do much to dampen the Marlins spirits, as they put together their second complete game in a row. The Yankees, meanwhile, focused mainly on getting on base and then getting home, as although New York only hit one homer, they still sent 9 runs in while putting 17 people on base in what was one of their more efficient outings to date. Although the Yankees are currently at the bottom of the AL Central, they have hope, as they’ve gone through the toughest teams on the schedule and now have some easier games coming up. As for the Marlins, they stay neck-and-neck with the Angels at one game back in the wild-card race–and the next game is against the race-leading Tapirs. If the Marlins manage a win at Sandy Flats, they’ll find themselves leading the race and just needing to maintain pole position.

Player of the game: Marky Dubois almost hit for the cycle. Unfortunately, he only went 3-for-4. Fortunately, the 3 were a homer, a triple, and a double, which combined meant he slapped in a team-leading 6 runs and scored every time he got on base. Now the only question he has to answer is whether he ate crawfish before the game, after the game, or both.

Boston Red Sox 19, Crazy Indians 16

This was the other game this week that had huge implications for the AL playoffs. Coming into the game, both teams were riding long winning streaks; the Red Sox had won their previous 5 games after a 0-2 start, while the Indians had been undefeated so far this year. In the end, both teams ended up with a run differential of 16, which meant that the home bonus would make the difference and give the Red Sox the win. Throughout the game, the Red Sox performed reasonably well, although by gmchappe’s own admission this was largely bolstered by a large late-game rally. The Red Sox were consistently getting on the base paths, however, getting 26 hits on 38 at-bats in their 5 innings and scoring 16 runs despite leaving 10 runners stranded. As for the Indians, their big inning was the first, where they bashed in 8 runs. Despite that auspicious start, the bats went cold in the 2nd and 3rd, and they ended up scoring 10 runs in the final three innings. In the end, the Indians scored 18 runs on 24 plate appearances, but the Red Sox got the win because they needed 3 fewer outs to record 16 runs and didn’t give up any runs while the Indians gave up 2. With this win, the Red Sox move into striking distance of the wild card, held back only by an indirect tiebreaker with the Rockies. The Red Sox and Rockies play next week, and the winner of that game could very well end up taking the wild card race. As for the Indians, this loss moves them into a tie with the Athletics for the #1 seed, making next week’s game between the two also of paramount importance. Also of note is that with this loss, the Indians now have only a one-game lead on the Rockies, which could end up being very important in the AL Central race.

Player of the game: Parker Collum went 3-for-4 for the Red Sox, but those three hits were huge: two homers and a triple to send in 8 runs. In a postgame interview, Parker credited his success at the plate to “early bebop grooves baby.” Bird is the word, Parker C.

Philadelphia Athletics 19, Blue Blue Jays 11

The Athletics continued rolling at home, racking up their 7th win by beating the slumping Blue Jays, who still haven’t won a game since leaving the AL West. Philadelphia managed this feat by scoring 16 runs on 22 hits and a walk, along the way hitting four homers and only striking out twice in a shutout victory. As for the Blue Jays, they had their best game since Week 4 and their third-best game on the season, notching 11 runs on 17 hits and likewise hitting four homers. Unfortunately for the Jays, this was nowhere near a strong enough effort to unseat the Athletics, and Nick Foles continues his reign of terror against the AL. This puts the 7-1 Athletics on a collision course with the 7-1 Indians in a game that may very well decide who ends up with the #1 seed in the AL playoffs, while the Blue Jays still somehow manage to stay atop their division due to the general noncompetitiveness of the other teams in the AL West.

Player of the game: Derek Jeter went 4-for-4 for Philly with 2 singles, a double, and a home run. He scored every time he got on base and batted in 3 runs. Other performances of note: Nomar Garciaparra (3-for-4, 2 doubles, 1 HR, 5 RBIs, 2 runs scored) and Amanda Hellerman (3-for-3, 2 singles, 1 double, 2 RBIs, 2 runs scored; 6 innings pitched, 18 batters faced, 1 hit allowed, 7 strikeouts).

Atlanta Braves 6, Crazy Cubs 1

The Braves have finished their season and are always one of the first teams to submit. The Cubs generally submit late. This suggests that it was a tense week for Nodakkian as he waited to find out whether his team got back to .500 or slipped further behind in the playoff race. As it turns out, he didn’t have to worry, as the Cubs only narrowly managed to win their game, allowing him to squeeze past them. Although the Braves only managed to put 14 runners on base, they were very efficient with them, scoring 8 runs in total. On the flipside, the Cubs offensive focus was tough for them to deal with, as Todd Xavier (subbing in for Randy Johnson) allowed 10 hits and 4 runs while only recording one strikeout. As for the Cubs, they found their offense mostly stymied at Eckman Acres, as despite recording 11 hits they were only able to get 2 runs–their entire offensive production being a two-run homer from Courtney Valentino. Although Kenny Kawaguchi had a good day, recording 9 strikeouts while only giving up one run, a strong defensive stand wasn’t enough for the Cubs to win, and the Braves ended up taking their fourth game on the season.

Player of the game: Atlanta only had five extra-base hits, and only three of those were longer than a double. All three came from the same player with an extremely cool name: Zenon Estrada. He went 3-for-4 with a triple and two homers that knocked in 6 runs and proved to be the difference not only in the game as a whole but also in getting the Braves past the Cubs AI in the first place.

Super-Duper Wombats 17, Pittsburgh Pirates 15

The last game of the week to be submitted, this game was unique. Not because the two players were the last ones to submit; that happened last week, with the whole Tigers-Monsters kerfluffle that resulted in both original coaches dropping out and being replaced with newcomers. No, this game was unique because it was the only one where the home team lost. That’s right, in every other game played this week, the home team won, but in this one the away team ended up taking the prize and avoiding the home sweep. To add to the weirdness of the result, the winner was the Wombats, who hadn’t won a game since Week 1 and who were widely considered possibly the worst team in the AL by virtue of being at the bottom of the AL West. This wasn’t even an instance where the Wombats opponents randomly had a bad game; Wizard finally busted out his magic powers to give the Wombats a 17-run win, complete with 42 plate appearances in total in a 22-hit, 2 walk, 12 stolen base game. Even though the Pirates had a solid showing of their own, with 13 runs off of 21 hits and a walk, it wasn’t enough to keep up with the Wombats. This drops the Pirates to 2-6 and effectively pushes them out of the playoff hunt, as they’re behind in their division by 5 games and out of the wild card by 4 games. As for the Wombats, being part of the AL West has meant that they’re always technically in the playoff chase, but this win puts them in 3rd place in the division–but the division is entirely composed of 2-6 teams. If the Wombats can pull off a win next week against the Monsters and their new coach, they might just find themselves leading the division. Either way, they’re currently in position to make a real playoff push.

Player of the game: The Wombats’ Claudia Villarta went 4-for-5, and 3 of those hits were homers. She ended up with 8 RBIs and 4 runs scored. Also, special mention goes to Vladimir Guerrero, who stole 7 bases all by himself.